TRAILBALZING TRAIN INVENTIONS #2
The Happy Strappies

My friend Mundi calls the train handles, the ones you hold for balance when you’re standing by the middle and the bars are too high this apt name: hepa handles. How witty and true my friend’s comment is – the short straps (made from god-knows-what material the lowest bidder made them from) are low quality, or just really overused, making them quickly turn ragged, yellow (therefore hepa?), old, and most icky-ly of all, dirty and full of harmful microorganisms.

So, for the sake of all the neat freaks and OCs out there, let’s keep things safe and bacteria free as the trailblazing train inventions present: The Happy Strappies!

A pair of Happy Strappies is all you’d need to de-germify your train experience! Just strap’em on to the bar and taadaa!!! You don’t only have a personalized strap to keep you in balance, you’re also safe from train strap germs!

The Happy Strappies will come adjustable in all strap thickness, lengths, material, and designs. The concept is as limitless as there are stars! Just think about it - Happy Strappies in basic black (perhaps satin, with a bit of faux pearl/crystal beadwork/accent, if you’re going for classy); Happy Strappies in fun kool-aid colors, pastels for preppies, metallics to match that fabulous bronze tote, neons for to brighten up your day! In the future, even the big brands will invade the Happy Strappies space, and when that time comes, watch out for Spongebob, Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas, Barney, and other huge names on that silver train bar.

It can even work as an accessory, a functional bracelet, so you can wear them the whole day! How versatile! How chic! How useful!

The train doesn’t have to be a bland, boring, dirty space. Happy Strappies will make sure you enjoy that trip in place, and have a strappin’ good time.